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| <+preglow> går det an å voldta kjerringer i spillet, btw? <+preglow> pvp-voldtekt <+preglow> det hadde eid <@onkel> Ah, nei, men du kan bitch-slappe kjerringer <+preglow> om så bare for å se verdens kvinnelige halvdel bare skumme over av raseri <@onkel> Haha <@onkel> Hatt en voldtekts-macro <@onkel> /pvp <@onkel> /on "victory" perform /gendercheck <@onkel> /if gender = female perfom /rape <+preglow> You are being raped by Captein Cockcobbler <+preglow> You are now with child. <+preglow> You must now perform house keeping duties. <@onkel> You have been stripped of your previous skills. Your newly acuired skill, Housewife, cannot be dropped. <+preglow> Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, has now come home. You must please him orally or forfeit your account. <@onkel> Your account is now flagged as a "raped" account. Your choices of new characters will now have the class choice of housewife and corporate whore <+preglow> You lack basic ingredients for a nutritional dinner. You must gather carrots. <+preglow> You have been raped by Gale Birger the Ugly Gnome while gathering carrots. You now bear twins. <@onkel> Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, festers with anger, and rapes you in the most benevolent ways. You spontaniously abort your twin-fetuses <+preglow> Unfortunately he did not retract without spilling his man juice copiously into your womb. You are now pregnant. <+preglow> Ripbeorn the Rapist demands dinner. <@onkel> Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, flips in an angle over your new pregnancy, and slap-rapes you. <@onkel> You are now pregnant with twins. Both of them with Downs Syndrome <+preglow> Gale Birger the Ugly Gnome passes by an punches your pussy until it is sore. You have not yet made dinner. <+preglow> You have given birth to two "lovely" children with Down's Syndrome. Ripbeorn the Rapists curses your name and leaves. <@HellBoy> Our techical department have notices that your email account contains the word "hot". You have been reassigned to class "AIM girl" and you will have to spend two hour each day text-pleasing Ripebeorn the Rapist, who is once again single." <+preglow> Your name, "CrzyGrrl114:-):-P" has been flagged as "silly" and uninspiring, you will upon the next login be transported to a horrible dungeon where you will be dealt harshly with by sexist pigs until you deem it time to quit playing." <@onkel> Your recently divoced husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, has failed to pay child suppord. He festers at the very mention of the topic, and rapes you in a very public place" <@HellBoy> You have failed to fulfill your duties as housewife for the past 24 hours, and youhave been sentenced to bukkake at Ironforge, where threehundred other men will give you whats coming to you. <@onkel> You agree to pay Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, 50 gold a week <@onkel>Failure to comply will result in bukkake and futher fines <+preglow> Ripbeorn the Rapist curses your name and accepts your money. He then proceeds to sign you up for blacksmithing duties in the latrine pit. <@onkel> 3 or more failures will result in gang-rape by INSANE GNOME POSSE! <+preglow> You have been raped by Lord of the Pit. You now bear demonic hell-spawn. <@HellBoy> Gale Birger the Ugly Gnome drops by, and performs adultery on your person. Ripbeorn the Rapist becomes angry with rage, and sells you for beer-money. <@onkel> You have been raped by level 1 tragic hobo. Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, festers with evil and foams from the mounts as he rapes you in every crevase possible. <@onkel> You are now pregnant with brainspawn <@onkel> Brainspawn has infested you brains. You go into a fit as the brainspawn devour your brain <+preglow> Ripbeorn the Rapist, foaming with anger, red-faced and roaring, rapes you with a plutonium covered iron rod. <+preglow> You are now pregnant with several deadly tumours. <@onkel> Your assigned husband, Ripbeorn the Rapist, explodes with anger, and rapes you with various objects <+preglow> You are now pregant with a pack of facehuggers. <+preglow> You smile in maternal joy. <@onkel> You are now pregnant with a hippie, a tree, 6 dustmites and a chair <@onkel> You fall over from the weight of the tree-fetus <@onkel> You are turned inside out, trying to give birth to a tree <@HellBoy> Feite Frode the Blacksmith enters your kitchen and fucks your shit up. You are unable to cook dinner. <+preglow> You have not yet cooked dinner. Gold will be withdrawn at a rate of 5 gold per second until dinner is done. <@onkel> Your account has been flagged as "dead". You can no longer access your personal page. You will still be submitted to the monthly fee. <+preglow> Hylskrikende Leif den Sinnsyke has torn your vagina to shreds with a rusty bear trap. The pain is more than you can stand, and you do not make dinner. <@HellBoy> You try to go to the next-door housewife to borrow her kitchen, but get involved in a foursome with Hylskrikende Leif den Sinnsyke, his pet tree and your next-door housewife. Your womb is swollen with dark evil. <+preglow> Downssyndromrammende Bjarne den Komplett Innhabile has stolen the little of your money that was left. He urinates on your carpet before he decides to leave. You must perform spring-cleaning. <+preglow> Half an hour and several pregnancies have come and gone, and you are yet to produce anything resembling dinner. Voldsomme Alf den Ubehagelig Feite has been dispatched to correct your behaviour. <+preglow> You have not performed spring-cleaning. <+preglow> You have been raped by a Grizzly Bear. <+preglow> You now bear a carnivorous animal. <@HellBoy> "You have been raped by Rabid Grizzle Bear" <@HellBoy> "RAPED. -74% chance to walk straight, and you are dripping with bear semen" <+preglow> Luckily, it has limited understanding of human physiology, and fruitlessly raped you anally. <+preglow> You cannot walk for 12 hours. <+preglow> You have not yet made dinner. <@HellBoy> You start rolling towards your home. <+preglow> Finally home, you find that Ripbeorn the Rapist is less than sympathetic. <+preglow> Ripbeorn the Rapist has raped you vaginally. You are pregnant. <+preglow> You have not yet made dinner. <@HellBoy> He greets with molten iron to the face. <+preglow> det hadde vært SÅ moro å lage noe sånt <+preglow> verdens feminister hadde erklært krig, selvironiske som de er <+preglow> de bare HVORDAN I ALLE DAGER KAN DERE LAGE NOE SLIKT I EN TIDSALDER HVOR LIKESTILLINGEN RÅR <+preglow> jeg bare HAR DERE LAGET MIDDAG I DAG <+preglow> de bare DETTE ER TOTALT UAKSEPTABELT! VI MØTES I RETTEN! <+preglow> jeg bare YOU HAVE BEEN RAPED.
[01:00:01] <disabled_> shutdown -h now [01:00:30] <HellBoy> oomg!! [01:03:19] <rev1_> haha [01:03:20] <rev1_> NO [01:03:24] <rev1_> DO NO SHUT DOWN NASA [01:04:19] <disabled_> NO NASA [01:04:30] <disabled_> SHUT DOWN mIRC [01:04:45] <disabled_> DO NOT COMPUTE [01:04:58] <disabled_> VIABLE FILES STILL IN PROGRAMMING DEVICE [01:05:09] <rev1_> WHAT! [01:05:11] <rev1_> I PROTEST [01:05:14] <disabled_> YES [01:05:14] <rev1_> 60% OPERATIONAL [01:05:18] <disabled_> PROTEST GRANTED [01:05:26] <disabled_> TAKING SAFETY MEASURES [01:05:34] <rev1_> ATTACK IN LIGHTNING [01:05:39] <disabled_> DISABLING rev1_ ACCESS [01:05:41] <rev1_> SUPER INITIALIZED [01:05:45] <disabled_> CANNOT COMPUTE [01:05:54] <disabled_> REV1 = "SUPERUSER" [01:06:01] <rev1_> NO UNDERSTAND [01:06:03] <disabled_> CANNOT DELETE REVEN [01:06:10] <rev1_> ENTER NUMBER [01:06:13] <rev1_> HACK LOL [01:06:14] <rev1_> ROFL [01:06:43] <disabled_> HACK TOILET @ TG [01:06:59] <disabled_> WIFI TO USB VIA FIREWIREE [01:07:14] <disabled_> SWITCHING TO BLUETOOTH [01:07:15] <rev1_> TRANSFER DATA VIA BINARY [01:07:21] <rev1_> 1...0..1..1..1.1..0.0.01.1. [01:07:24] <rev1_> COMPLETE [01:08:00] <disabled_> ERROR 342: BINARY MODE NOT SUPPORTED ON THIS MACHINE: NO ROUTE TO HOST [01:08:21] <disabled_> 99% PACKETLOSS [01:08:28] <disabled_> 1% CHOKE [01:08:34] <disabled_> TOTAL 0% CAPACITY [01:08:38] <disabled_> SHUTTING DOWN [01:08:48] <disabled_> TRANSFER TO REBOOT [01:08:53] <disabled_> POST MODE [01:09:11] <rev1_> ahhaha [01:09:13] <rev1_> jeg hater no ro ute to host [01:09:15] <disabled_> DISABLING D.U.M FOR HARDDISKS [01:09:41] <disabled_> ---------.................2341¤"%¤#&%¤&&/&%/(__________::: ; : : . . . [01:09:42] <disabled_> SEGFAULT [01:09:46] <rev1_> SERIAL ATA INITIALIZE [01:09:49] <rev1_> KERNEL CORE DUMP [01:09:51] <rev1_> NO COMPUTE [01:09:54] <rev1_> PRESS PLAY ON TAPE [01:09:56] <rev1_> NO CD IN TAPE [01:09:58] <rev1_> ERROR [01:10:06] <rev1_> GCC NO COMPILE [01:10:46] <disabled_> SWITCHING TO MECHANICAL MATH PROCESSOR [01:10:59] <disabled_> INITIALIZING SPEAKERS FOR DOMAIN [01:11:36] <disabled_> DUMP [01:11:39] <rev1_> WHAT [01:11:40] <rev1_> STOP! [01:11:43] <rev1_> NO DUMP!!!! [01:11:48] <disabled_> FLUSHING TOILET MECHANISM [01:11:50] <rev1_> GOTO TOILET [01:11:59] <disabled_> END [01:12:08] <disabled_> EOF [01:12:14] <disabled_> STOP! [01:12:29] <onkel_> TOILET OVERLOAD [01:12:34] <onkel_> CLOG @ NASA [01:12:43] <rev1_> hahah [01:12:52] <rev1_> ROOT MUST ACCESS TOILET [01:12:56] <rev1_> UNCLOG PROCEDURE INITIALIZED [01:12:58] <rev1_> FAIL FAIL FAIL [01:13:01] <rev1_> KERNEL ROOT HACK PANIC [01:13:02] <rev1_> KERNEL ROOT HACK PANIC [01:13:02] <rev1_> KERNEL ROOT HACK PANIC [01:13:06] <rev1_> ------------ [01:13:08] <rev1_> reboot...................... [01:13:16] <onkel_> REBOOT HALTED [01:13:16] <disabled_> NO POWER [01:13:28] <disabled_> INITIALIZE PSU [01:13:31] <onkel_> REROUTING POWER [01:13:31] <disabled_> FAIL [01:13:41] <disabled_> USING UPS [01:13:48] <onkel_> ERROR [01:13:53] <disabled_> *POWER* 230V [01:13:58] <disabled_> USING 5 AMPERE [01:14:02] <rev1_> ?????????????????? [01:14:07] <rev1_> COMPUTER OVERHEAT [01:14:07] <onkel_> FAIL [01:14:08] <onkel_> FAIL [01:14:11] <rev1_> CPU NO GO [01:14:13] <rev1_> PANIC [01:14:18] <disabled_> INSTALLING HEATSPREADER [01:14:20] <rev1_> MOUNT NOT WORK [01:14:23] <onkel_> RUBBER CHICKEN NOT PRESENT IN CPU SLOT 2 [01:14:28] <rev1_> WHAT [01:14:32] <rev1_> BIG PANIC [01:14:38] <onkel_> KERNEL OVERRIDE [01:14:38] <disabled_> FLOAT INTEGER [01:14:40] <rev1_> RETR STOR WHAT FTP PROTOCOL INIT [01:15:13] <disabled_> PASSIVE? CHECKING..... [01:15:24] <onkel_> PASSIVE MODE DISABLED [01:15:59] <disabled_> KERNEL KILLING PROCESS; CDROM HALTED [01:16:03] <onkel_> SEND "FTP HACK" ROOT@NASA [01:16:10] <onkel_> BOOTING FLOPPY [01:16:11] <disabled_> FIREWALL BLOCK!!!! [01:16:15] <disabled_> NO GO [01:16:26] <onkel_> OVERRIDING NO GO [01:16:27] <disabled_> REROUTING TO WHITEHOUSE.GOV [01:16:34] <disabled_> ACCESS [01:16:40] <disabled_> ROOT@WHITEHOUSE.GOV [01:16:42] <HellBoy> LOGIN: PRESIDENT [01:16:50] <HellBoy> PASSWORD: CAKE [01:16:53] <HellBoy> ACCESS GRANTED [01:16:57] <HellBoy> rf -rm [01:16:58] <onkel_> PATCHING TO NASA.GOV [01:17:02] <rev1_> REROUTE [01:17:05] <rev1_> NASA DOWN [01:17:07] <rev1_> NASA DOWN [01:17:10] <HellBoy> LAUNCH NUKE TARGET 'BERGEN' [01:17:10] <rev1_> MITNICK RESPONSIBLE [01:17:12] <onkel_> OVERRIDE NASA DOWN [01:17:13] <rev1_> HACK PRISON [01:17:15] <HellBoy> ACCESS DENIED. BERGEN TO BURLY. [01:17:17] <HellBoy> too [01:17:18] <disabled_> UMOUNT NUKE MISSILE [01:17:24] <onkel_> UMOUNT FAILED [01:17:27] <disabled_> NO [01:17:27] <rev1_> FREE FOR ALL [01:17:29] <onkel_> MISSILE IMMINENT [01:17:29] <HellBoy> ACCESS SECRET OVAL ROOM XXX [01:17:32] <HellBoy> 404. [01:17:32] <rev1_> STARCRAFT PLAY NASA.GOV GRANTED [01:17:38] <rev1_> PRESS PLAY ON BROODWAR [01:17:43] <disabled_> STOP! [01:17:44] <onkel_> NO CD IN FLOPPY [01:17:53] <HellBoy> INSERT THE DISK LABLED STARCRAFT INTO A: [01:18:09] <HellBoy> FLOPPY NOT 700MB SIZE. DICE=NO. [01:18:15] <disabled_> WRONG DISK IN DRIVE B: [01:18:21] <disabled_> DO NOT COMPUTE [01:18:28] <onkel_> USING 5.25" DISK-DRIVE [01:18:36] <disabled_> RETRYING..... [01:18:40] <disabled_> SUCCESS [01:18:40] <HellBoy> WANG-JAM IN DRIVE C: [01:18:40] <rev1_> C64 BACKUP ROUTINE CALLED [01:18:43] <rev1_> RAM INITALIZED [01:18:47] <onkel_> TOILET CLOG RESOLVED [01:18:50] <rev1_> USING C64 AS MAIN NASA SERVER [01:18:52] <onkel_> STARTING BOOT [01:18:55] <HellBoy> PLEASE REMOVE THROBBING MEMBER FROM C: [01:18:57] <disabled_> MULTITASK [01:19:03] <onkel_> MULTITASK FAILED [01:19:10] <onkel_> ERROR 85 [01:19:17] <disabled_> INSTALL WIN3.11 IN SUPERFICIAL ENVIRONMENT [01:19:28] <onkel_> ERROR ON DISK [01:19:33] <onkel_> VIRUS INSTALLED [01:19:39] <disabled_> BAD SECTOR? CHECKING.... [01:20:06] <onkel_> STARTING CHECK FOR VIRUS ROOT@NASA BACKDOOR_BY_NASTYBOY_87 [01:20:21] <onkel_> VIRUS DETECTED ON SYSTEM [01:20:25] <onkel_> KERNEL PANIC [01:20:27] <rev1_> SYNTAX ERROR IN ONKEL [01:20:34] <onkel_> TOILET CLOG REINSTALLED [01:20:39] <onkel_> BOOTING CLOG [01:20:44] <disabled_> STARTING NORTON ANTIVIRUS, FETCHING VIRUS DEFINITIONS UPDATE: WRONG KEYKODE PHRASE - OOOPS KERNEL PANIC, RUN AWAY [01:20:49] <HellBoy> COMPUTE=DOES NOT. [01:21:30] <disabled_> TRYING TO FIND KERNEL...... [01:21:36] <onkel_> KERNEL LOCATED [01:21:39] <disabled_> LOST IN BITS AND BYTES [01:21:46] <onkel_> LOCATION HAWAII [01:21:46] <disabled_> DECIDE! [01:21:54] <disabled_> LOCATION OK [01:21:57] <rev1_> BOOTLOADER NO WORK [01:21:58] <disabled_> FETCHING.... [01:22:00] <rev1_> HD FORMAT..... [01:22:01] <rev1_> DONE [01:22:04] <onkel_> REBOOT [01:22:13] <rev1_> ERROR IN BIOS [01:22:17] <rev1_> HACK DISCOVERED [01:22:19] <disabled_> CANNOT START, NO BOOTLOADER, NO KERNEL NO BIOS [01:22:22] <rev1_> SECURITY ALERT BY NORTON [01:22:24] <onkel_> CORE REACTOR SHUTDOWN [01:22:39] <HellBoy> TOO MUCH TOO MUCH. ERROR SYSTEM OVERLOVED. [01:22:47] <disabled_> PSU DANCING JIG KILL PROCESS IMMEDIATLY [01:22:50] <onkel_> REROUTE POWER TO PRIMARY CIRCUITS FROM SECONDARY AUXILLARY POWER UNITS [01:22:58] <HellBoy> PEENEEEX. [01:22:59] <HellBoy> Herregud [01:23:08] <HellBoy> Dette er internhumor på høyt plan ;) [01:23:11] <onkel_> POWER DETECTED [01:23:18] <disabled_> REINSTALL SYSTEM [01:23:22] <onkel_> SYSTEM ERROR [01:23:26] <disabled_> DUMPING RAM [01:23:29] <disabled_> FLUSH [01:23:30] <HellBoy> SYSTEM REPLY: STFU N00BS. [01:23:31] <disabled_> PLZ [01:23:31] <onkel_> CORE DUMP [01:23:43] <onkel_> DUMP COMPLETE [01:23:54] <onkel_> LOADING ROOT@NASA [01:24:20] <disabled_> WAITING FOR REPLY, rev1 DOES NOT ANSWER [01:24:45] <onkel_> 2. ATTEMPT, rev1 NO REPLY [01:24:50] <onkel_> 100% PACKETLOSS [01:24:57] <onkel_> CHOKE! [01:25:08] <rev1_> NO [01:25:10] <rev1_> REVEN LEECH PORNO [01:25:13] <onkel_> INITIALIZE SLAP HAPPY [01:25:14] <rev1_> REVEN UNRESPONSIVE [01:25:15] <disabled_> PING rev1_ [01:25:18] <rev1_> COCK TAKING ALL BLOOD [01:25:21] <rev1_> REVEN NOW AT 90% AGAIN [01:25:22] <disabled_> TRACERT REV1 [01:25:25] <rev1_> COCK LIMP [01:25:25] <rev1_> BRAIN WORK [01:25:32] <onkel_> REROUTE BLOOD TO COCK FROM ARM [01:25:34] <HellBoy> SLAP HAPPY RETURNED 1 FOLDER: SLAP HARRY. CLOSEST MATCH. [01:25:34] <disabled_> rev1: CORE DUMP [01:25:44] <rev1_> TAKING DUMP AT NOW [01:25:52] <HellBoy> WANG>100% [01:25:56] <disabled_> SYSTEM SLEEPING WHILE DUMP [01:26:05] <disabled_> WAKE ON LAN [01:26:06] <onkel_> DUMP OVERLOAD [01:26:15] <HellBoy> HEHE [01:26:15] <onkel_> LAN ERROR [01:26:20] <disabled_> NO GO [01:26:20] <onkel_> REBOOTING LAN [01:26:22] <rev1_> WHAT [01:26:24] <rev1_> NO UNDERSTAND [01:26:25] <HellBoy> REVEN; IDOT! NET=TRULY. [01:26:38] <HellBoy> no comply. [01:26:43] <disabled_> DO NOT COMPUT [01:26:50] <onkel_> GRANTING ACCESS TO LAN REBOOT ON PRIMARY MASTER [01:26:54] <disabled_> IDOT LOOKING UP IN DICTIONARY [01:27:00] <disabled_> NO MATCH [01:27:16] <disabled_> DETERMINING SOURCE [01:27:17] * HellBoy changes topic to 'HACK ROOT@NASA ---- GONE TERRABLAYH WR0NGH! OMG!' [01:27:28] <disabled_> SOURCE MATCH [01:27:32] <disabled_> HellBoy TARGETED [01:27:35] <onkel_> CORRUPT SOURCE [01:27:43] <onkel_> ATTEMPTING TO RECOVER [01:27:45] <disabled_> INITIALIZING DDOS ATTACK [01:27:53] <onkel_> STARTING DDOS ZOMBIES [01:28:07] <HellBoy> !seen nyrestein [01:28:07] <onkel_> ZOMBIES REPLY: "GRUNT" [01:28:08] <Perplex> HellBoy, Nyrestein (Runar@194.0.58.79) was last seen quitting #nsgp.members 11 hours 19 minutes ago (09.04. 14:09) stating "Read error: Connection reset by peer" after spending 2 hours 33 minutes there. [01:28:08] <disabled_> TRYING TO FOR PROCESS: HellBoy [01:28:18] <disabled_> WHAT? [01:28:27] <disabled_> RETRYING LINE, WRONG COMMANDO [01:28:31] <HellBoy> HELLBOY LAUNCH; WANG IN ANUS. [01:28:34] <onkel_> ERROR ON INITSTRING [01:28:37] <onkel_> PLEASE REDIAL [01:28:38] <disabled_> TRYING TO FORK PROCESS: HellBoy [01:28:39] <HellBoy> ATTACKK FAIL. [01:28:44] <onkel_> MODEM ERROR [01:28:53] <disabled_> CPS [01:28:57] <onkel_> CRC ERROR [01:28:59] <HellBoy> COUNTER-SPOONED DISABLED'S FORK. [01:29:02] <HellBoy> ROCK:ON. [01:29:13] <onkel_> FORKING ROOT PROCESSS [01:29:24] <disabled_> CRACK RAM [01:29:29] <onkel_> RAM OFFLINE [01:29:31] <onkel_> USING ROM [01:29:40] <rev1_> RAM RIM ROM [01:29:42] <HellBoy> herregud, dette er galt. [01:29:43] <disabled_> INITIALIZING BACARDI [01:29:45] <HellBoy> Nå er iallefall jeg lei. [01:29:45] <rev1_> ERRORZONE INIT [01:29:48] <rev1_> REBOOT AT WILL [01:29:51] <onkel_> BACARDI ONLINE [01:30:02] <onkel_> UPLOADING @ 45 KB/SECX [01:30:08] <rev1_> WOAH [01:30:12] <HellBoy> disabled_: JEG: SPYTTER MENS: JEG SIPPER AV BACARDIN JEG HAR: MER HAAR PÅ KASSA ENN :: FAR DIN. [01:30:13] <rev1_> BLAZESPEED DETECTED [01:30:14] <onkel_> CRC-ERROR ON BACARDI [01:30:16] <rev1_> MUST SLOW DOWN NETWORK [01:30:19] <rev1_> ONKEL STEALING ALL RESOURCE [01:30:25] <disabled_> SWITCHING TO STAR WARS GALAXY ONLINE: Onkel OFFLINE... [01:30:26] <HellBoy> !top10 [01:30:28] <Perplex> Top10(words): 1. HellBoy(211731) 2. onkel(163269) 3. preglow(114469) 4. snabelkos(53007) 5. Iceni(38874) 6. joda2k(36150) 7. rev1(32790) 8. HotD0g(7647) 9. Vestfold_(7112) 10. snabel_6k(6276) [01:30:35] <onkel_> BACARDI REPLACED WITH BEER [01:30:55] <onkel_> ROOT@NASA [01:31:01] <HellBoy> R00NAR NO FUCTION WINNDÅVVS EKSPEE [01:31:18] <onkel_> ERROR ON: HellBoy [01:31:26] <HellBoy> FUCK REVEN OVER: HE HE HE [01:31:29] <onkel_> N00B DETECTED END TRANSMISSION... DÜRSTFALLSTADT! |